nasleduhe zastavka: londyn

thanks folks... dave, i look forward to joyriding with you. just don't insist on switching seats when we get pulled over - i have a license to lose. although this government probably made it illegal in some anti-terror bill for anyone to have read this and not reported it to the apporpriate authorities. after all, the point of such a trip would be to assassinate gordon brown, stage a neo-fascist coup and annihilate hardworking british families using lesbian single parent muslim ninjas. innit.

and fifteen points if we run over that o'reilly bastard who runs the highly successful squeeze airline by which i come home tonight. packing is bad enough, but fixing it so that neither bag is over fifteen kilos. sorry, but i'm shedding presents all over the shop...

juuuuujjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj. and the zebra is back. the big one.